Monday, April 28, 2008

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The Po ... Terrone


"Ognuno ha il suo Sud. Da quando nel 2003 si sono aperte le frontiere, noi del Canton Ticino siamo stati sommersi dai frontalieri. Il problema sono i romeni, ma pure i comaschi che vengono qui a lavorare, non li controlla nessuno, si fanno pagare meno del dovuto, portano via lavoro ai ticinesi e riportano in Italia valuta".
Giuliano Bignasca, Leader della lega dei ticinesi
La Stampa 22 aprile

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Escape From Guantanamo Bay Bottom Less Parties

clock pencil

Quando non sai come passare il tempo, prendi carta, matita e gomma e scrivilo!




thank my friend Adriano for this post ...

Friday, April 25, 2008

Body Temperature Measurement Circuit

Discover Silvio BERLUSCOPERTA!

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"
I am the Lord's anointed , there is something divine in being chosen by the people. It would be unfortunate if someone who has been chosen by the people, the anointed one, to betray the mandate of the citizens . "

Silvio Berlusconi ,25-11-1994

Finally a site that makes chiari e semplici tutti i buoni motivi per votare Berlusconi. Scegli una voce dai menù in alto a destra per iniziare un fantastico viaggio nel mondo della Libertà. Non avrai mica paura di scoprire che lo voteresti anche tu!





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modesty and humility '

"Io sono l'unto del signore, c'è qualcosa di divino nell'essere scelto dalla gente. E sarebbe grave che qualcuno che è stato scelto dalla gente, l'unto del signore, possa tradire il mandato dei cittadini" (25-11-1994)

IL MAUSOLEO EGIZIO DI BERLUSCONI
Marco Travaglio riporta un racconto di Montanelli sul mausoleo funerario preparato nei giardini di Arcore per la morte di Berlusconi, con tanto di sarcofago. Uno non sa se crederci finchè anche Vittorio Feltri non conferma di averlo visto.
POI DICONO CHE NON FAI LE GRANDI OPERE..



CHI MEGLIO DI ME?
Berlusconi chiede chi sia mai possibile giudicare migliore di lui, visto che lui ha avuto più successi di chiunque e ne fa anche un elenco.
MA SILVIO, NON C'ERA BISOGNO! LO SAPPIAMO!



MENO MALE CHE SILVIO C'E'
L'inno ufficiale scelto da Berlusconi per la campagna elettorale 2008.
E MENO MALE SI!



SONO UN PO' UN SUPERMAN..
Silvio spiega di essere un superman ad esempio riguardo al fatto di essere il presidente di squadra di calcio che col Milan ha vinto più del doppio di santiago Bernabeu. Peccato che i numeri dicano qualcos'altro..
NUMERI.. MATEMATICA.. SOLITA SPOCCHIA INTELLETTUALE DI CERTA SINISTRA!



ODORE DI SANTITA'
Silvio fa odorare la mano a Vespa: "è odore di santità", dice.
SS.SILVIO SUBITO!



ECCO IL SARCOFAGO EGIZIO!
Mostrato in TV in un servizio risalente probabilmente alla fine degli anni 80, Il mausoleo egizio, con, all'interno, il sarcofago nel quale verrà seppellito berlusconi.
MA VIVRAI SEMPRE IN NOI!



"Chi vorrei essere se non fossi Berlusconi? Il figlio di Berlusconi" (12/10/04)

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Calories Chicken Chow Mien

I like fairy tales A great

An old man and a child to preserve and hand went together
meeting in the evening, the red dust rose

away and the sun shone light is not true ...

's immense plain
seemed to get as far as the eye could see a man and all
d' there was no one around:
only the grim outline of the towers of smoke ...

The two walked on the day he fell,
the old man spoke up and cried:
with the 'soul away, his eyes wet, followed
the memory of past myths ...

Old subiscon insults the years,
can not distinguish the true from the dreams, the old
not know in their thoughts, dreams
distinguish the false from the true ...

And the old man said, looking away:
"Imagine it covered with wheat,
imagine the fruits and flowers
imagine and think about the voices and think of the color

and in this plain, so far is lost,
growing trees and everything was green,
falling rain, marked the only
the rhythm of 'man and the seasons ... "

The boy stood, his eyes were sad, and his eyes stared
things never seen
and then told the old man with a dreamy voice:
"I love all the fairy tales, raccontane other!"
("The Old Man and the Child", F. Guccini)

to my grandfather and child living in me

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Best Male Genital Piercing

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Now air Unity, April 19, 2008


While the best analysts and editorialists tubs continue to peddle the story of Berlusconi "transformed", the "statesman who wants to go down in history" with the "liberal revolution" without falling back into "errors past, "he starts exactly where it was started in 1994 (the Bossi to fight with the Ministry of Interior is a piece of footage from 14 years ago) and where he arrived in 2006. Waiting to move to Naples to solve the waste crisis for his part, yesterday the el'altroieri Cain was one of his villas, the number seven, in the Costa Smeralda, with his friend Putin.

To underline the seriousness of the global crisis, but also to highlight the tough position to take on the new Italian government of continuing violations of human rights in Russia, the future President of the Council has led the company behind the Bagaglino. A score of airborne elements by Margaret Hall at Villa Certosa, including comedians and dancers, entertained the two statesmen - providentially without their wives - into the night. Not to mention a cantatina with Mariano Apicella, also on the wane. In his spare time, including a gag, a dance and a karaoke machine, Alitalia also has been said that a month ago, the Statesman wanted to give to their children and Air One (already prepared the new brand: Pier One), except folding two days ago on Air France-KLM ("I'll talk with his friend Sark) and yesterday on Aeroflot.

Meanwhile in Rome Enrico Letta lost time with his uncle John to talk about the airline, while the owner of Italy giocava più proficuamente con la compagnia del Bagaglino. Col consueto senso dell’opportunità, il Cainano s’è vantato con l’amico Vladimir di aver espulso dal Parlamento “anche gli ultimi comunisti”: il che, detto a un ex ufficiale del Kgb, fa sempre un certo effetto. Poi è passato al suo argomento preferito: la stampa che rema contro e demonizza. Per un giorno non ha citato l’Unità, ma l’ha almeno pensata: “Farei volentieri il cambio tra stampa russa e italiana”. Battuta felicissima, se si pensa che in Russia i giornalisti di opposizione non si limitano a licenziarli con editto bulgaro: li ammazzano proprio. Data l’età e lo scarso equilibrio di cui dà prova, should surround the Cain of caring caregivers can sedating, with discretion, when it appears a bit 'revs up and ventures into dangerous speeches. Instead it is surrounded by servants, too stupid, they do "yes yes" with the head to any bullshit.

E 'was also the case yesterday, instead of a pinprick to practice under the table, the staff encouraged him to continue. And so it is the tragedy. A journalist, obviously Russian, has asked a real question to Putin about his possible divorce from his wife to cultivate a love story with a young and handsome athlete. His friend Vladimir has frozen with her eyes. The friend Silvio, non abituato a giornalisti che fanno domande, le ha mimato il gesto del mitra. La malcapitata, che ha negli occhi le immagini di Anna Politkowskaja e altri colleghi assassinati dopo aver parlato male di Putin, è rimasta impietrita. Poi è scoppiata in lacrime, temendo che le resti poco da vivere. A quel punto il Cainano l’ha consolata alla sua maniera: “La prossima volta invitiamo anche lei”. Praticamente le ha offerto un posto al Bagaglino. Chissà perchè la presenza di Putin riesce ogni volta a peggiorare la sua già spiccata volgarità verso il genere femminile.

Il 23 aprile 2004 il quotidiano russo “Kommersant” raccontava la visita di Silvio e Vladimir alla fabbrica Merloni di Lipetsk, 400 km. Moscow: "Berlusconi was particularly active and it was clear that he had a goal: it would not be happy if it had not been able to approach a group of workers. Then, turning to Putin: 'I want to kiss the woman the best and most beautiful'. He had already identified his victim. He approached a woman as big as the whole body with Sardinia and made a gesture typical of thugs in the dark hallways of the courts, when a girl who bother coming home. She hath been shunned, but Mr. Berlusconi in the past must have had experience with women, even faster than this: with two jumps he reached the girl and started kissing her shamelessly in the face. It shook the workers laughed, as if to throw it on the ground. The only thing she could do was refuse to return the kisses. Putin attended the scene still, cold. It seems that I can not stand the constant jokes and jokes of his heavy Silvio. "

This time, given the age, is all the more sad. Less boost, more Viagra. And the gradual transfer of our diplomacy by the Foreign Ministry at the Salone Margherita is joyfully welcomed by the Italian press that, due to not disturb, he suddenly stopped to remember who Putin is, what happens every day under his terrifying regime with political assassinations and arrests of opponents. Today, to understand the seriousness of what happened yesterday, you should read the foreign newspapers.



Sunday, April 13, 2008

Women Thoughts On Girdles

My vote is not secret

This morning, Sunday, April 13th, I went to my polling place (self-accompanied and with the brace that keeps me straight leg due to left patella subluxation) and I have fulfilled my duty election.

This was my rating:
  • the room: Italy of Values \u200b\u200b Veltroni claims that Prime Minister, the province
  • : Italy of Values \u200b\u200b supporting Zingaretti president of the province, the municipality
  • : Pignatti Under 30 list of supporting Mayor Rutelli,
  • the second town hall: the Civic Party "Friends of Beppe Grillo" supporting its own candidate, Antonio Paolesse, president of the municipality.
I just violated the law prohibiting electioneering during elections, notify the Postal Police, I'm waiting.

PS we mark the site of the Civic Party "Friends of Beppe Grillo" http://www.grilliromani.it/

VOTE ALL GOOD!